Samurai Pizza Cats - Samurai Pizza Cats

would somebody please cue that bird?

samurai pizza cats
oooh yeah!
who do you call
when you want some pepperoni?
samurai pizza cats
(right on!)
they're stepping out crime
and you know that ain't balony

there's speedy cerviche
he's the leader of the bunch
(that's right!)
A heck of a fighter
makes a heck of a lunch

and little polly esther
who's never afraid
(that's me!)
of going into battle
when the bad guys invade

here's guido anchovis
a wild romantic rover
this cat gets down down
with a love hangover

here come the pizza cats
they're so bad
they've got more fur
than any turtle ever had!

they're stronger than old cheese
(stronger than old cheese)
stronger than dirt
(stronger than dirt)
step on their tails
(get off my tail!)
and you're gonna get hurt
(don't hurt me!)
samurai pizza cats
they're fighting crime
all over town!

four three two one
pizza cats are on the run!

the big cheese is the villain,
who's lower than low
it's a rotten shame
he lives in little tokyo
we've got a nasty bad bird
and some nasty ninja crowes
as soon as someone finds the script
we might begin the show
sit back and rest your feet
and turn the sound up high
and if you want the full effects
go eat a pizza pie!

samurai pizza cats

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